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I had so many wonderful comments after last week's PhotoStory Friday. All you folks inspired by our participation in the Race for the Cure event. It was a very odd thing, seeing as how I rarely do anything worth emulating. I pondered all week about how I was going to follow up such a moving photographic journal. What could make you, my dear reader, feel even more inspired then a cute baby fighting breast cancer?
After about 15 minutes, I gave up.
Now I present to you, portrayed in photos, the story of a Mommy let loose for the night. The hedonistic event known as The Bachelorette Party!
After dropping Miss Priss off to Grandma for a free overnight babysitter some bonding time (say it with me ladies - FREEDOM!!!), it was time to get glamorous.
Before....
Yeah, it is that bad. So you don't get to see this pic any bigger then that!
After....

Ah! Much better! What, you think "natural beauty" just happens? It took me three hours to look this naturally beautiful!
The bachelorette we were honoring with the use of little plastic penises by celebrating one of her remaining nights of singledom, is the sister of a friend.
The evening started out with some of this...

Don't let all the straws fool you, it was only Sissy and myself suckin' this thing down!
We then took the party on the road....

Next up, was a few more of these....

Which turned into some of this....

And left us all with a desperate desire for a few of these....

And by the morning light, wrapped up in this....

Hm, what's that? Why were we all wearing green? Why, that's a really good question! And because we received so many queries about our green attire, we ordered The Bachelorette to make up a new story each time it was asked. My favorite: "We are all very environmentally conscious, so we're wearing green to make people more aware of the environment." Mind you, this was said by a woman standing in a Village Inn at 3am, wearing tulle on her head, a shot glass around her neck, and a penis hanging from a bracelet on her arm.
So I'm asking you all - why do you think we were wearing green? Person who conjures up the best story will win their own plastic penis acclaim and accolades from yours truly. What more could you possibly want?