Mommy of the Year - Make that Housekeeper of the Year

You know your housekeeping skills would be the envy of Donna Reed when your two year old daughter insists on periodically hitting the floor to clean off bits of whatever from the bottoms of her feet every time she walks through the kitchen.

Don't worry, folks, we've got the in-laws coming into town tomorrow, so the place will be spotless by then.  Normal people do "Spring Cleaning," in Happily-Ever-After-Land, we do "House Guest Cleaning."  Thank the good lord for 'em, though - imagine the kind of squalor we would be living in if it weren't for the occasional company coming!

And somewhere in the arctic tundra known as "Iowa," my mom is banging her head against her desk asking herself where, oh where did she go wrong.  Sorry, Mamacita, I was BORN bad!

Or, well, not so much BAD as DIRTY!

Need some more examples of stellar Mommy Moments?  Then head on over to Our Simple Life where Julia documents the steady downfall of her adorable tots.  This one had me rolling on the floor, definitely one for the Mommy of the Year Hall of Fame!  (And maybe someday I'll actually create a "Hall of Fame," but for now, you'll just have to be happy with what ya got!)